Hi. My name is Bella Swan and this is my audition tape.

"Why do I want to do this? I dunno... I guess because I could use the change. Things just seem to be standing still for me right now. Nothing in my life excites me anymore. Every things lost its... I dunno, I'm rambling. Back to me. I'm a small town girl with big dreams. At least thats what my best friend Jake always says. He never thought I'd do something as crazy as sign up for a reality show though. I like shocking people, but I don't like being the center of attention.

If that makes sense.

I'm a guys girl. Always have been, mainly because I grew up with a bunch of guys and didn't have a choice. It turned out okay for me though. At least I think so... and I'm sure they'd agree too. I've run with the same group of guys since I was a kid, and I wouldn't have had it any other way.

As far as family goes, I'm pretty much on my own. I lost my parents a few years ago and thats been rough, but I've found my distractions and thats helped me get past all the bull shit. It's kind of fucked that in losing them I also gained the opportunity to never have to work a day in my life thanks to my inheritance but thats just another shitty lesson in life I suppose. Don't mark me as some rich spoiled silver spoon brat though. I mean look at me. I'm the furthest thing from what a heiress should look like, but thats the way I like it. I never want to be treated differently simply because of who my grandfather was, and don't bother asking me who he was, because I won't divulge such information.

Okay, what else... Oh! How about my care free sex life? That should gain me some points with the casting director right? Yeah, I'm all about friends with benefits. It kind of started out as a pact within my circle of buddies one slightly buzzed night when we were all in middle school. We'd been having one of our usual sleepovers, and stumbled across one of those cable porno's for the first time... lets just say thats when some experimentation began and I quickly decided I was all about random hookups with people I knew wouldn't fuck me over. So yeah, for the last nine years or so I've had my fair share of... er... partners. You have to impress me though to get inside these panties. I don't just hook up for a hook up, but I also don't hook up to fall in love either. I don't have time for that kind of nonsense and from what I've seen of it, it's never worth the trouble.

So thats me. Love it or leave it. I think I'm pretty damn special though. I think I'd be a good addition to the Real Life house. I aim to please, in whatever I do and whatever I do I always please.

Favorite color: **I**

Favorite food: **Don't**

Favorite band: **Believe**

Favorite hobby: **In**

Favorite animal:**Favorites**

Where do you think you'll be ten years from now: Further away from where I am now.

One thing you want to do before you die: Get a recording contract, travel the world.

Life motto: Just because tomorrow is another day doesn't mean you should put your shit off till tomorrow. In other words, Carpe Diem.